Barry Passable

And then there was the cessation of the lost season of Barry Zito, who, despite one of his better starts of the year, fell to 10-17.

With 17 losses, Zito now carries the distinction of possessing the most losses in a single season by a Giant in 23 years.

There's nothing more I can really add about our favorite male model/$126M pitcher that hasn't already been said.

So I'll leave the 2008 post-mortem at this: at least he's not him.

Ugliest Teenagers Take Each Other to Prom What was once presumed to be impossible is now a reality: the Giants have renewed their contract with the Connecticut Defenders.

Why? Default, that's why. No one else wanted the Giants, and, similarly, no one else would take the Defenders. The match is actually too perfect not to happen.

Here's hoping the Defenders rumored move to Richmond, Va. comes to fruition - contrary to popular belief, the aura of the frozen tundra does not, in fact, transcend football.

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