Amazin' Letdown

The official site is all over Cain's day/night splits as the kid gets touched for five in a 5-3 loss.

The defeat in the rubber match is made worse by the getaway day and subsequent off-day, giving the men in black plenty of time to mull over a 2-4 homestand filled with missed opportunities.

On the plus side, tomorrow's draft day and we'll have more coverage and prognostications.

Additionally, I'll be at all four games against an even worse Nationals team. Having watched a fair amount of Nats baseball, I'll tell you the only hitter on the team worth watching is Ryan Zimmerman - unfortunately (for them) he's out for a while with a bum shoulder. And although Wily Mo Pena looks mean, the guy's Major League Baseball's biggest paper tiger since Bobby Estalella.

He's also a crybaby.

In case you're looking for me, here's a clue as to my closely guarded identity.

Discussion Junction: Will our Tim make Wily Mo cry? And did you notice that I blatantly ripped off Flight of the Conchords?